Disaster Pillows

'Will you PLEASE stop saying, 'could be worse.''

"Unaware that the earth had detached itself from his house, Sam steps off the porch

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

Natural Disasters

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

'You'll find there's no middle ground with Kirk Knoland.'

Monster Clown

Experts through the ages.

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

On the plus side, I'd wager a lot of you folks back there had never seen an iceburg up close before.

Boston Marathon: The First Responders.

Aliens watch the earth explode

Planning for flooding - 'Well, we'll cross that bridge when come to it.'

Volcanic ash...

Hurricane damage to trees

"My God, now what?"

Lesser Known Active Volcanoes.

A child with a parasol is blown off the Chain Pier in Brighton

"It all seems a bit munch of a munchness."

California fires and Coronavirus

'Our policy is quite plain. We don't pay out on claims we can't pronounce.'

Harvey before and after.

Sinking Oil Tanker

Only Percy seemed happy that the Titanic was taking on water.

"Yee yee hee hee how how yip yip."

How Americans Can Get Help

Life on Earth - Why bother?

"....rather than spend millions on a potentially fruitless effort to avoid flooding we've decided to focus on public safety!"

'Of course the scientists have got this all wrong about climate change.'

'Pretend you don't notice San Andreas.'

Tornado Season in America.

News: Flash Floods

'Should we upgrade the levees or just go hydroponic?'

"OK, now here comes the lava."

Fishing Arizona- waiting for a flash flood