Overcoming Disaster Pillows

"We will rebuild!"

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

'You lost your home and farm. Do you want to talk about it?

Sif instantly regretted asking Thor to hang the picture.

Aliens watch the earth explode

Man falls through ceiling - 'Did you find the leak?'

"We're going to have a post-flood economy to deal with."

'How much did you say we'd be saving by buying a wood-burning stove?'

'I think my husband's DIYed and gone to heaven.'

"Tell me, do you own a mallet with a rubber shaft?"

Wallpapering 4

Poorly planned Chanukah crafts

'I think this is where our fish pond was.'

Harvey before and after.

Only Percy seemed happy that the Titanic was taking on water.

"Darling! - did you know your books are crooked...?"

'To be honest, I don't think the garden does need it anymore.'

"Feng Shwoops!"

'Start spreading the news, I'm leaving today!'

Every cloud has a silver lining...

'What did I tell you about buying a flatpack wardrobe!'

"Got it!"

Japan-Reconstruction

'Should we upgrade the levees or just go hydroponic?'

'It's the plumber ... '

'I thought you got the hot water system fixed - these are HAILSTONES!'

Not quite Beverly Hills.

Flood-stricken woman saves goldfish

Japanese disaster

Floods leave man and ghost stranded.

'The good news is the airline was trying to skimp on fuel, and no terrorists were involved.'t

"Forgive the hole in the wall. I'm having new furniture delivered."

Home Improvement Section...

"Brother Behan?! You would think the roof to fall in!"

Friday the 13th.