Dealing With A Natural Disaster T-Shirts

"They do say moving house is one of the most stressful events."

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

Natural Disasters

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

Experts through the ages.

'You lost your home and farm. Do you want to talk about it?

Aliens watch the earth explode

Planning for flooding - 'Well, we'll cross that bridge when come to it.'

"My God, now what?"

Hurricane damage to trees

Lesser Known Active Volcanoes.

California fires and Coronavirus

'Our policy is quite plain. We don't pay out on claims we can't pronounce.'

'I think this is where our fish pond was.'

Sinking Oil Tanker

Only Percy seemed happy that the Titanic was taking on water.

Harvey before and after.

"Yee yee hee hee how how yip yip."

"This says we're in an area of unpredictable movements of the earth's tectonic plates."

Life on Earth - Why bother?

"....rather than spend millions on a potentially fruitless effort to avoid flooding we've decided to focus on public safety!"

'To be honest, I don't think the garden does need it anymore.'

'Start spreading the news, I'm leaving today!'

'Of course the scientists have got this all wrong about climate change.'

'Pretend you don't notice San Andreas.'

'My God! Isn't rain wonderful?'

Every cloud has a silver lining...

"On the other hand, voting to fund disaster relief would violate my conservative principles."

Tornado Season in America.

"Got it!"

'Should we upgrade the levees or just go hydroponic?'

Fishing Arizona- waiting for a flash flood

"OK, now here comes the lava."

"Actually we were hoping for something a little more sensible..."

'It's the plumber ... '