Dealing With A Natural Disaster T-Shirts

"They do say moving house is one of the most stressful events."

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

Natural Disasters

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

Experts through the ages.

'You lost your home and farm. Do you want to talk about it?

Aliens watch the earth explode

Planning for flooding - 'Well, we'll cross that bridge when come to it.'

California fires and Coronavirus

Hurricane damage to trees

Lesser Known Active Volcanoes.

"My God, now what?"

'Our policy is quite plain. We don't pay out on claims we can't pronounce.'

"Yee yee hee hee how how yip yip."

'I think this is where our fish pond was.'

Harvey before and after.

Only Percy seemed happy that the Titanic was taking on water.

Sinking Oil Tanker

Life on Earth - Why bother?

'To be honest, I don't think the garden does need it anymore.'

"....rather than spend millions on a potentially fruitless effort to avoid flooding we've decided to focus on public safety!"

'Pretend you don't notice San Andreas.'

"On the other hand, voting to fund disaster relief would violate my conservative principles."

Every cloud has a silver lining...

'Of course the scientists have got this all wrong about climate change.'

'Start spreading the news, I'm leaving today!'

'My God! Isn't rain wonderful?'

Tornado Season in America.

"Got it!"

'Should we upgrade the levees or just go hydroponic?'

"OK, now here comes the lava."

Fishing Arizona- waiting for a flash flood

'It's the plumber ... '

"Actually we were hoping for something a little more sensible..."