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'Why's it so cheap?' - 'Some wild rumour about a fault line.'

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

65 Million Years Ago

IRMA Hurricane Recovery in Cuba

Experts through the ages.

'Every time we clear all the snow another blizzard hits. We're cursed men Frank. Cursed!'

Volcanic ash...

Lesser Known Active Volcanoes.

"My God, now what?"

Hurricane damage to trees

'Our policy is quite plain. We don't pay out on claims we can't pronounce.'

Propane Supply

"Yee yee hee hee how how yip yip."

'Trust me, the deer have been here. I see tracks everywhere... and look! Fresh droppings!'

"....rather than spend millions on a potentially fruitless effort to avoid flooding we've decided to focus on public safety!"

"Your Father's just in a bad mood."

Tornado Season in America.

"Well done, yes, it's a skunk scent. Concentrate though, can you smell the faint trace of perfume? It's a female skunk..."

'Pretend you don't notice San Andreas.'

News: Flash Floods

'This is Ferd Evergort reporting from the site of the great Battle Creek flood...'

'Of course the scientists have got this all wrong about climate change.'

Fishing Arizona- waiting for a flash flood

"OK, now here comes the lava."

"Actually we were hoping for something a little more sensible..."

"Your blind dates is at the bar - I'll upgrade you to a table by the getaway door."

'This doesn't look good!'

'The gods are angry with the airlines.'

'Three long shrill blasts...? Oh, yeah...Three months of grey skies and extreme windchills...'

One of Indonesia's most feared Volcanoes: The mighty 'Kraka-toe-a'.

'Relax dear, the tide isn't due in for ages.'