Natural Disaster Tracker Gifts

'Why's it so cheap?' - 'Some wild rumour about a fault line.'

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

65 Million Years Ago

IRMA Hurricane Recovery in Cuba

Experts through the ages.

'Every time we clear all the snow another blizzard hits. We're cursed men Frank. Cursed!'

Volcanic ash...

Lesser Known Active Volcanoes.

Hurricane damage to trees

"My God, now what?"

'Our policy is quite plain. We don't pay out on claims we can't pronounce.'

Propane Supply

"This says we're in an area of unpredictable movements of the earth's tectonic plates."

"Yee yee hee hee how how yip yip."

"....rather than spend millions on a potentially fruitless effort to avoid flooding we've decided to focus on public safety!"

"Your Father's just in a bad mood."

'Trust me, the deer have been here. I see tracks everywhere... and look! Fresh droppings!'

Tornado Season in America.

'Pretend you don't notice San Andreas.'

'This is Ferd Evergort reporting from the site of the great Battle Creek flood...'

News: Flash Floods

'Of course the scientists have got this all wrong about climate change.'

"Well done, yes, it's a skunk scent. Concentrate though, can you smell the faint trace of perfume? It's a female skunk..."

"OK, now here comes the lava."

Fishing Arizona- waiting for a flash flood

"Your blind dates is at the bar - I'll upgrade you to a table by the getaway door."

"Actually we were hoping for something a little more sensible..."

Atomic Bear: Part 4

'This doesn't look good!'

'The gods are angry with the airlines.'

'Three long shrill blasts...? Oh, yeah...Three months of grey skies and extreme windchills...'

One of Indonesia's most feared Volcanoes: The mighty 'Kraka-toe-a'.

Earthquake Lawn Bowls