Flood Navigator T-Shirts

Captain steering house through flood.

Thru versus Through Traffic

Doug had trouble getting home at a decent hour.

No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

Business Duck

Woman as a beacon and guide of the family

'Guess they're still fixing the street.'

'Jimmie, run and tell your dad the tractor is flooded.'

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

"What do you mean, 'Climate change is not just humbug?'"

'Ahh...I see you travelling far and wide on a long fruitless mission but you still can't find a town centre parking space this Christmas...'

The Nor'easter Bunny.

"Next year I'm planting rice instead of potatoes"

'On this hole you don't drive, just putt.'

Minnesota Weather.

Oceanographer

Cars.

'C'mon, it's only up to your knees!'

Boat to the Horizon.

Road Construction.

"Damn it, doesn't anybody on this ship have depth perception?"

"I was born an urban bird and I'll die an urban bird."

"Bloody GPS-plotter is going silly again!"

Law School Sharks

How To Go In

Passing lane ahead - slower traffic speed up.

'We have a phone for the Navy -- an aye phone.'

Urban transport and speeding accidents

'Sorry I'm late - traffic was insane.'

Dale Earnhardt Jr.'s personal hell.

'Someone's got to do something about these pot holes!'

Exporting - Highs and Lows

A rowing cox takes a taxi cab.

Caution falling books