Flood Navigator Gifts

Captain steering house through flood.

Thru versus Through Traffic

Doug had trouble getting home at a decent hour.

No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

Business Duck

Woman as a beacon and guide of the family

'Guess they're still fixing the street.'

'Jimmie, run and tell your dad the tractor is flooded.'

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

"What do you mean, 'Climate change is not just humbug?'"

'Ahh...I see you travelling far and wide on a long fruitless mission but you still can't find a town centre parking space this Christmas...'

The Nor'easter Bunny.

"Next year I'm planting rice instead of potatoes"

'On this hole you don't drive, just putt.'

Cars.

Oceanographer

Minnesota Weather.

'C'mon, it's only up to your knees!'

Boat to the Horizon.

"Damn it, doesn't anybody on this ship have depth perception?"

Road Construction.

"I was born an urban bird and I'll die an urban bird."

"Bloody GPS-plotter is going silly again!"

How To Go In

Passing lane ahead - slower traffic speed up.

'Someone's got to do something about these pot holes!'

'Sorry I'm late - traffic was insane.'

Urban transport and speeding accidents

Exporting - Highs and Lows

A rowing cox takes a taxi cab.

'I Keep Thinking it's Somerset.'

Caution falling books