Flood Finder Gifts

"I'm having my feet webbed next week."

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

Fishing sign.

No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.

Captain steering house through flood.

'Throw me back and I'll tell you where a 12-pounder is hiding.'

Fishing direction sign.

'The upside is that if the water gets high enough all your termites might drown.'

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

"You overwatered the plant, again."

'Jimmie, run and tell your dad the tractor is flooded.'

"What do you mean, 'Climate change is not just humbug?'"

Things always look worse at 3 'clock in the morning.

Yeah, ok. I'll hold onto the two termites until this is over.

'Well yes, son. I imagine some marriages of convenience took place.'

'This is the biggest belly button in the world.'

' ...so we decided to put in our own flood protection scheme.'

"Hi, I'm your new neighbour. I work as a maintenance engineer on the Thames Flood Barrier."

We'll see who's laughing when this is all water.

'I Keep Thinking it's Somerset.'

"I'm sure your dog can locate anything, but, I doubt lost computer files may be beyond his capabilities."

Water on board

"You are here"

"It's deeper by train"

Children look on as homes are flooded.

German Flooding

Woman in desperate need of a plumber.

This lake is full of fish. Try to find one.

'It isn't on a flood plain is it?'

"Where's the goldfish?"

"Mum. Can I have my rubber duck and my scale model of York please?"

"I don't care if the goldfish does love it - call a plumber!"

Man fishing in a swimming pool where synchronised swimmers practice.

"Despite what mayor Bloomberg says I think the evidence is still patchy on the subject of climate change."

Fishermen in Floods