Flood Finder Prints

"I'm having my feet webbed next week."

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

Fishing sign.

No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.

Captain steering house through flood.

'Throw me back and I'll tell you where a 12-pounder is hiding.'

'The upside is that if the water gets high enough all your termites might drown.'

Fishing direction sign.

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

"You overwatered the plant, again."

'Jimmie, run and tell your dad the tractor is flooded.'

"What do you mean, 'Climate change is not just humbug?'"

Things always look worse at 3 'clock in the morning.

'Well yes, son. I imagine some marriages of convenience took place.'

' ...so we decided to put in our own flood protection scheme.'

"Hi, I'm your new neighbour. I work as a maintenance engineer on the Thames Flood Barrier."

"You are here"

'I Keep Thinking it's Somerset.'

Water on board

"I'm sure your dog can locate anything, but, I doubt lost computer files may be beyond his capabilities."

German Flooding

Children look on as homes are flooded.

"It's deeper by train"

Woman in desperate need of a plumber.

This lake is full of fish. Try to find one.

'It isn't on a flood plain is it?'

"Where's the goldfish?"

"Mum. Can I have my rubber duck and my scale model of York please?"

Man fishing in a swimming pool where synchronised swimmers practice.

"I don't care if the goldfish does love it - call a plumber!"

"Despite what mayor Bloomberg says I think the evidence is still patchy on the subject of climate change."

Fishermen in Floods

"Forget the sky is falling!. . . The oceans are rising! The oceans are rising!"