Flood Watcher Gifts

No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.

Water on board

"What do you mean, 'Climate change is not just humbug?'"

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

"We'll always have Paris..."

Captain steering house through flood.

Benjamin Franklin 'If I only knew,'

"I intend to stay in this job, come Hell or high water."

Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon.

"I can see our house from here."

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of dealing with emergency plumbing problems are the hardest.'

Six frogs leap off their lily pads.

"I just got a text message from our dehumidifier. It says it doesn't know how much more of this rain it can take."

'Jimmie, run and tell your dad the tractor is flooded.'

'Are those physical or metaphorical thunderclouds moving in.'

Benjamin Franklin.

'We've been lucky - sometimes you can be out here the whole day and fail to see a single boat!'

Thru The Eyes Of A Lifeguard.

"We have to recognise that severe weather events are becoming more common. . ."

Our busy Sundays are Christmas, Easter and hurricane season.

'I think this is where our fish pond was.'

Yeah, ok. I'll hold onto the two termites until this is over.

'Well yes, son. I imagine some marriages of convenience took place.'

Nervous Buddha

'Remember that code we couldn't decipher for seven years? We deciphered it - but do we want to know everything there is to know about rainfall in eastern Peru?'

Cubits? Haven't You gone metric yet?

"Yes, Mr. Willis, it's definitely rising damp."

Honey, wake up

Chelsea flower show sewage

'What really rankles is they still haven't lifted the hosepipe ban.'

'My God! Isn't rain wonderful?'

"Ned is getting ready for the oceans to rise."

Stork one-upmanship

'If you can smile when everything around you is going wrong... you're probably in the repair business!'

'Should we upgrade the levees or just go hydroponic?'