Sand Avoider T-Shirts

Looking for a t-shirt that captures their sand-avoiding spirit? Our fun designs are perfect for showing off their beach-hating attitude with style and wit.

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Beach Burger - without sand 75 cents extra.

Beach Burger - without sand 75 cents extra. mockup

Beach Burger - without sand 75 cents extra. mockup

Beach Burger - without sand 75 cents extra. mockup

Beach Burger - without sand 75 cents extra. mockup

Beach Burger - without sand 75 cents extra.

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'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.' mockup

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.' mockup

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.' mockup

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.' mockup

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

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Good News about winter

Good News about winter mockup

Good News about winter mockup

Good News about winter mockup

Good News about winter mockup

Good News about winter

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' I hit two good balls today - when I stepped on that rake.'

' I hit two good balls today - when I stepped on that rake.' mockup

' I hit two good balls today - when I stepped on that rake.' mockup

' I hit two good balls today - when I stepped on that rake.' mockup

' I hit two good balls today - when I stepped on that rake.' mockup

' I hit two good balls today - when I stepped on that rake.'

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"Mummy said dinner was brussels sprouts tonight. What about we drop by the park and see if the old man sitting on the bench can feed us instead?"

"Mummy said dinner was brussels sprouts tonight. What about we drop by the park and see if the old man sitting on the bench can feed us instead?" mockup

"Mummy said dinner was brussels sprouts tonight. What about we drop by the park and see if the old man sitting on the bench can feed us instead?" mockup

"Mummy said dinner was brussels sprouts tonight. What about we drop by the park and see if the old man sitting on the bench can feed us instead?" mockup

"Mummy said dinner was brussels sprouts tonight. What about we drop by the park and see if the old man sitting on the bench can feed us instead?" mockup

"Mummy said dinner was brussels sprouts tonight. What about we drop by the park and see if the old man sitting on the bench can feed us instead?"

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Excess Baggage: You send emails from exotic places just to make your friends jealous.

Excess Baggage: You send emails from exotic places just to make your friends jealous. mockup

Excess Baggage: You send emails from exotic places just to make your friends jealous. mockup

Excess Baggage: You send emails from exotic places just to make your friends jealous. mockup

Excess Baggage: You send emails from exotic places just to make your friends jealous. mockup

Excess Baggage: You send emails from exotic places just to make your friends jealous.

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"I can skip my bath. On the way home I jumped in all the puddles."

"I can skip my bath. On the way home I jumped in all the puddles." mockup

"I can skip my bath. On the way home I jumped in all the puddles." mockup

"I can skip my bath. On the way home I jumped in all the puddles." mockup

"I can skip my bath. On the way home I jumped in all the puddles." mockup

"I can skip my bath. On the way home I jumped in all the puddles."

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"I prefer the mountains to the beach. I feel like less of a cow.''

"I prefer the mountains to the beach. I feel like less of a cow.'' mockup

"I prefer the mountains to the beach. I feel like less of a cow.'' mockup

"I prefer the mountains to the beach. I feel like less of a cow.'' mockup

"I prefer the mountains to the beach. I feel like less of a cow.'' mockup

"I prefer the mountains to the beach. I feel like less of a cow.''

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Mr. Macho at the game... and after the game is over.

Mr. Macho at the game... and after the game is over. mockup

Mr. Macho at the game... and after the game is over. mockup

Mr. Macho at the game... and after the game is over. mockup

Mr. Macho at the game... and after the game is over. mockup

Mr. Macho at the game... and after the game is over.

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"And that's why we don't have nice things."

"And that's why we don't have nice things." mockup

"And that's why we don't have nice things." mockup

"And that's why we don't have nice things." mockup

"And that's why we don't have nice things." mockup

"And that's why we don't have nice things."

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'As a bachelor I have to wash my own clothes, clean my own room. The do it all again three months later.'

'As a bachelor I have to wash my own clothes, clean my own room. The do it all again three months later.' mockup

'As a bachelor I have to wash my own clothes, clean my own room. The do it all again three months later.' mockup

'As a bachelor I have to wash my own clothes, clean my own room. The do it all again three months later.' mockup

'As a bachelor I have to wash my own clothes, clean my own room. The do it all again three months later.' mockup

'As a bachelor I have to wash my own clothes, clean my own room. The do it all again three months later.'

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Wow, look what you've stepped in: Boy I'm glad I'm not the one having to lick it off...

Wow, look what you've stepped in: Boy I'm glad I'm not the one having to lick it off... mockup

Wow, look what you've stepped in: Boy I'm glad I'm not the one having to lick it off... mockup

Wow, look what you've stepped in: Boy I'm glad I'm not the one having to lick it off... mockup

Wow, look what you've stepped in: Boy I'm glad I'm not the one having to lick it off... mockup

Wow, look what you've stepped in: Boy I'm glad I'm not the one having to lick it off...

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"My neighborhood is getting too noisy. Traffic, screaming kids, barking dogs … I'm used to living in quiet desperation."

"My neighborhood is getting too noisy. Traffic, screaming kids, barking dogs … I'm used to living in quiet desperation." mockup

"My neighborhood is getting too noisy. Traffic, screaming kids, barking dogs … I'm used to living in quiet desperation." mockup

"My neighborhood is getting too noisy. Traffic, screaming kids, barking dogs … I'm used to living in quiet desperation." mockup

"My neighborhood is getting too noisy. Traffic, screaming kids, barking dogs … I'm used to living in quiet desperation." mockup

"My neighborhood is getting too noisy. Traffic, screaming kids, barking dogs … I'm used to living in quiet desperation."

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How to deal with weeds

How to deal with weeds mockup

How to deal with weeds mockup

How to deal with weeds mockup

How to deal with weeds mockup

How to deal with weeds

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"Apparently, my self-driving car doesn't like driving in the snow, because it took it upon itself to drive 1,200 miles to somewhere warm while I wasn't paying attention."

"Apparently, my self-driving car doesn't like driving in the snow, because it took it upon itself to drive 1,200 miles to somewhere warm while I wasn't paying attention." mockup

"Apparently, my self-driving car doesn't like driving in the snow, because it took it upon itself to drive 1,200 miles to somewhere warm while I wasn't paying attention." mockup

"Apparently, my self-driving car doesn't like driving in the snow, because it took it upon itself to drive 1,200 miles to somewhere warm while I wasn't paying attention." mockup

"Apparently, my self-driving car doesn't like driving in the snow, because it took it upon itself to drive 1,200 miles to somewhere warm while I wasn't paying attention." mockup

"Apparently, my self-driving car doesn't like driving in the snow, because it took it upon itself to drive 1,200 miles to somewhere warm while I wasn't paying attention."

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'Any place that doesn't have snow.'

'Any place that doesn't have snow.' mockup

'Any place that doesn't have snow.' mockup

'Any place that doesn't have snow.' mockup

'Any place that doesn't have snow.' mockup

'Any place that doesn't have snow.'

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"Don't just pin this on me. You didn't want to kill the spider either."

"Don't just pin this on me. You didn't want to kill the spider either." mockup

"Don't just pin this on me. You didn't want to kill the spider either." mockup

"Don't just pin this on me. You didn't want to kill the spider either." mockup

"Don't just pin this on me. You didn't want to kill the spider either." mockup

"Don't just pin this on me. You didn't want to kill the spider either."

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"I'm just going to stay in the car until all the bees die off."

"I'm just going to stay in the car until all the bees die off." mockup

"I'm just going to stay in the car until all the bees die off." mockup

"I'm just going to stay in the car until all the bees die off." mockup

"I'm just going to stay in the car until all the bees die off." mockup

"I'm just going to stay in the car until all the bees die off."

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'Why can't you do that while I'm on the golf course?'

'Why can't you do that while I'm on the golf course?' mockup

'Why can't you do that while I'm on the golf course?' mockup

'Why can't you do that while I'm on the golf course?' mockup

'Why can't you do that while I'm on the golf course?' mockup

'Why can't you do that while I'm on the golf course?'

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'No, it's true, I've never seen snow... I always seem to end up going South for winter...'

'No, it's true, I've never seen snow... I always seem to end up going South for winter...' mockup

'No, it's true, I've never seen snow... I always seem to end up going South for winter...' mockup

'No, it's true, I've never seen snow... I always seem to end up going South for winter...' mockup

'No, it's true, I've never seen snow... I always seem to end up going South for winter...' mockup

'No, it's true, I've never seen snow... I always seem to end up going South for winter...'

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Lawyers don't go to the beach, because cats try to bury them.

Lawyers don't go to the beach, because cats try to bury them. mockup

Lawyers don't go to the beach, because cats try to bury them. mockup

Lawyers don't go to the beach, because cats try to bury them. mockup

Lawyers don't go to the beach, because cats try to bury them. mockup

Lawyers don't go to the beach, because cats try to bury them.

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"I'm sorry, you must have me confused with someone that does yard work."

"I'm sorry, you must have me confused with someone that does yard work." mockup

"I'm sorry, you must have me confused with someone that does yard work." mockup

"I'm sorry, you must have me confused with someone that does yard work." mockup

"I'm sorry, you must have me confused with someone that does yard work." mockup

"I'm sorry, you must have me confused with someone that does yard work."

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'Beautiful day out there, folks. Don't miss it. Complete coverage, coming up next.'

'Beautiful day out there, folks. Don't miss it. Complete coverage, coming up next.' mockup

'Beautiful day out there, folks. Don't miss it. Complete coverage, coming up next.' mockup

'Beautiful day out there, folks. Don't miss it. Complete coverage, coming up next.' mockup

'Beautiful day out there, folks. Don't miss it. Complete coverage, coming up next.' mockup

'Beautiful day out there, folks. Don't miss it. Complete coverage, coming up next.'

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'Joe doesn't like the sun... he prefers the shade!'

'Joe doesn't like the sun... he prefers the shade!' mockup

'Joe doesn't like the sun... he prefers the shade!' mockup

'Joe doesn't like the sun... he prefers the shade!' mockup

'Joe doesn't like the sun... he prefers the shade!' mockup

'Joe doesn't like the sun... he prefers the shade!'

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Woman afraid of a computer mouse.

Woman afraid of a computer mouse. mockup

Woman afraid of a computer mouse. mockup

Woman afraid of a computer mouse. mockup

Woman afraid of a computer mouse. mockup

Woman afraid of a computer mouse.

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Indoor sauna. mockup

Indoor sauna. mockup

Indoor sauna. mockup

Indoor sauna. mockup

Indoor sauna.

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"We can't stay. Charles freaks out without some electronic device beeping or blinking at him."

"We can't stay. Charles freaks out without some electronic device beeping or blinking at him." mockup

"We can't stay. Charles freaks out without some electronic device beeping or blinking at him." mockup

"We can't stay. Charles freaks out without some electronic device beeping or blinking at him." mockup

"We can't stay. Charles freaks out without some electronic device beeping or blinking at him." mockup

"We can't stay. Charles freaks out without some electronic device beeping or blinking at him."

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'Nature makes me nervous!'

'Nature makes me nervous!' mockup

'Nature makes me nervous!' mockup

'Nature makes me nervous!' mockup

'Nature makes me nervous!' mockup

'Nature makes me nervous!'

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Too posh to wash...

Too posh to wash... mockup

Too posh to wash... mockup

Too posh to wash... mockup

Too posh to wash... mockup

Too posh to wash...

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"I told you not to order the eggs sunny side up!"

"I told you not to order the eggs sunny side up!" mockup

"I told you not to order the eggs sunny side up!" mockup

"I told you not to order the eggs sunny side up!" mockup

"I told you not to order the eggs sunny side up!" mockup

"I told you not to order the eggs sunny side up!"

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"I've been down here 50 years, but you'd never know it. Staying out of the sun has kept my skin fresh, firm and wrinkle-free."

"I've been down here 50 years, but you'd never know it. Staying out of the sun has kept my skin fresh, firm and wrinkle-free." mockup

"I've been down here 50 years, but you'd never know it. Staying out of the sun has kept my skin fresh, firm and wrinkle-free." mockup

"I've been down here 50 years, but you'd never know it. Staying out of the sun has kept my skin fresh, firm and wrinkle-free." mockup

"I've been down here 50 years, but you'd never know it. Staying out of the sun has kept my skin fresh, firm and wrinkle-free." mockup

"I've been down here 50 years, but you'd never know it. Staying out of the sun has kept my skin fresh, firm and wrinkle-free."

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Virtual priority

Virtual priority mockup

Virtual priority mockup

Virtual priority mockup

Virtual priority mockup

Virtual priority

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'I hate snakes.'

'I hate snakes.' mockup

'I hate snakes.' mockup

'I hate snakes.' mockup

'I hate snakes.' mockup

'I hate snakes.'

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Sand Avoider T-Shirts Collection

Sand Avoider Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs that humorously embrace the sand avoider's lifestyle. Perfect for adding some fun to their mornings.

Sand Avoider Pillows

Discover pillows with playful prints for the sand avoider or beach hater in your life, adding humor and comfort to their home.

Sand Avoider Prints

Browse our amusing prints that celebrate the sand-free lifestyle, perfect for decorating their space with personality and humor.