Sun Avoiders T-Shirts

"I've been down here 50 years, but you'd never know it. Staying out of the sun has kept my skin fresh, firm and wrinkle-free."

Not yet started roamin'.

Good News about winter

'Well, Mr. 'I don't need any sunblock', what have you got to say for yourself now?'

"Don't forget to put some sunscreen on your tongue."

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

S.P.F. 1,000

"Well, what number sunscreen are you using?"

Desert Dermatologist

Icarus, you are not flying anywhere until you put on some sunscreen.

Excess Baggage: You send emails from exotic places just to make your friends jealous.

'I've got it made in the shade. What worries me is sunshine.'

Little girl drawing big sun puts on sunscreen.

'Okay - who removed Jessica's sunhat..?'

"I prefer the mountains to the beach. I feel like less of a cow.''

Sunblock

"Cool bonfire app, man."

Australian baby with toys hanging from his hat rather than corks

Mr. Macho at the game... and after the game is over.

'Hey, Birdbrain, does the word ozone mean anything to you?'

"George, I think factor 50 would probably be enough."

"The shell has a high SPF, but I still need sunscreen for the rest of me."

"If you want to burn as a witch, be my guest, but I'm wearing sunscreen."

Sunblock. I wonder what Icarus is up to.

How melanoma researchers take family summer vacations.

"Apparently, my self-driving car doesn't like driving in the snow, because it took it upon itself to drive 1,200 miles to somewhere warm while I wasn't paying attention."

Beach Burger - without sand 75 cents extra.

"We come all this way to relax in the sun, then lug all this stuff to protect it from us."

Elephant-size sunscreen bottle

'Any place that doesn't have snow.'

"It screams, 'I'm bold, proud, and require ample sun protection.'"

You're right. Winter in Florida sounds better every year.

Emergency sunscreen.

Lawyers don't go to the beach, because cats try to bury them.

Sunbloc 1000