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"It's the only foolproof guarantee against sun damaged skin."

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

'Well, Mr. 'I don't need any sunblock', what have you got to say for yourself now?'

'See you in two weeks!'

"Don't forget to put some sunscreen on your tongue."

Beach flirting

'I need a sun cream with a very high protection factor.'

S.P.F. 1,000

Desert Dermatologist

Summer Energy

'Typical it's cloudy all week, the the weekend arrives and it's too sunny to do any gardening.'

"Well, what number sunscreen are you using?"

Back to school.

"What SPF sunscreen do you suggest for lying around in a sunny spot?"

Academics at the Beach: Professor Stints wears his patented total sun-blocking suit.

'I love us when we're tan.'

Man sunbathing on the beach.

'Take a postcard, Irene.'

'No! - You can't build sand castles!'

'Looks like they were sun worshippers.'

"Holy moly!"

Australian baby with toys hanging from his hat rather than corks

"The shell has a high SPF, but I still need sunscreen for the rest of me."

Spring.

Beach goer squeezes sun block tube and a t-shirt pops out.

"Can you put some sunscreen on my ankles."

"Honey, you're not working on your computer? You're taking this vacation thing a little too far, aren't you?"

"If you want to burn as a witch, be my guest, but I'm wearing sunscreen."

Pass the SPF 20,000

'Hey, Mom, you have a farmer's tan.'

"He's so happy it's finally sunny and warm, he's been standing out here like that for hours."

"For goodness sake Robert! Put some sun-cream on..."

Do-over