Sun-averse Individual T-Shirts

'I've got it made in the shade. What worries me is sunshine.'

Good News about winter

"Life after death"

S.P.F. 1,000

Desert Dermatologist

"Stanley, we're into the summer doldrums again, aren't we?"

How melanoma researchers take family summer vacations.

Sunburned bird.

Geek Beach

"I'm sorry, you must have me confused with someone that does yard work."

Sunbloc 1000

'Beautiful day out there, folks. Don't miss it. Complete coverage, coming up next.'

'Ah! This is the life...' - 'No phones. No computers. No hassle.' - 'All I have to do is lie out in the sun...' - '...and fret endlessly about skin cancer.'

'Joe doesn't like the sun... he prefers the shade!'

"Skin cancer. . . terrorism, I'm not taking any chances!"

"More sunblock, Dad?"

Biker's Tan

"I told you not to order the eggs sunny side up!"

"Don't forget to use the sunblock, Roger. You know how easily you burn."

"I've been down here 50 years, but you'd never know it. Staying out of the sun has kept my skin fresh, firm and wrinkle-free."

A businessman buys an umbrella from a street vendor.

"I hate the beach. The minute you go into the water your phone gets ruined."

"I bet you're mighty relieved the hosepipe ban has finally en...dnnn...glug...glug!"

Virtual priority

"Instead of telling you what happens when you don't wear sunscreen, just look at your dad."

'Even with the impact of global warming I think Timmy would be safe enough with factor 95'

'We had an all-inclusive-holiday. Bad weather, lousy food, arrogant waiters, crappy hotel and outrageous prices - all that was included.'

Not yet started roamin'.

'You're going to ruin your eyes in this light!'

Tanning Salon vs Skin Cancer Clinic

"If we get rid of this, we should be alright"

Damping Off

'I hate summer and all that prickly heat.'

'I survived working outside during Global Warming.'

'Reasons to cancel run No. 148 'A leaf on the track''