Sun-phobic Friend T-Shirts

"Skin cancer. . . terrorism, I'm not taking any chances!"

"Don't forget to put some sunscreen on your tongue."

"Do you know I fought an hour with that salmon you're eating."

Tree Funeral

'I've got it made in the shade. What worries me is sunshine.'

Little girl drawing big sun puts on sunscreen.

'You are right, honey, it's raining too much. It's not the best day to visit my mom.'

"I downloaded a new app that puts me on a tropical island no matter where I'm at."

Sun Screen Denial - I Don't burn...

Husband burrows under sand to get a closer look at woman sunbathing topless at the beach.

Sunblock

"Oh, honey, look! A chestnut-sided warbler doing pull-ups!"

Sun Worshipers

"The shell has a high SPF, but I still need sunscreen for the rest of me."

"I didn't know you liked ranch so much."

'Somebody got some sun.'

Johnny Appleseed's Dirty Little Secret

"I'm leaving a one starfish review of this tank on Yelp."

"Are you sure you want to spend the winter here?"

'What do you mean, you don't want to dry grapes in the sun for dessert wines, like your father? He's a big success--and only 32!'

Water skiing.

Woman has squashed the man she is looking for.

"It screams, 'I'm bold, proud, and require ample sun protection.'"

'Where's your goldfish?'

'According to this book, goldfish have a 3 second memory...'

'Another advantage is everyone will have better tans.'

In all the excitement of the beaches opening, Harold forgot to apply sun block...

Geek Beach

Extreme Weather Predicted in 2022

'The higher you fly the brighter the light.'

'Not that babysitter again! Better behave or she zaps you...'

"Isn't it time you had your bath?"

Ice cream van

"Sorry, folks, but I'll have to see your tax return."

'Ah! This is the life...' - 'No phones. No computers. No hassle.' - 'All I have to do is lie out in the sun...' - '...and fret endlessly about skin cancer.'