Sun Safety Buff T-Shirts

"Don't forget to put some sunscreen on your tongue."

"The shell has a high SPF, but I still need sunscreen for the rest of me."

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

'I need a sun cream with a very high protection factor.'

"We'll get there when we get there!"

S.P.F. 1,000

"Remember, when you back up, make that 'beep beep' sound."

"Well, what number sunscreen are you using?"

Desert Dermatologist

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

"What SPF sunscreen do you suggest for lying around in a sunny spot?"

Mash-Test Dummies.

Australian baby with toys hanging from his hat rather than corks

Sunblock

"Warning! Not to be used as a life saving device."

"For goodness sake Robert! Put some sun-cream on..."

"If you want to burn as a witch, be my guest, but I'm wearing sunscreen."

Beach goer squeezes sun block tube and a t-shirt pops out.

'I say we forget about these particular chickens...'

How melanoma researchers take family summer vacations.

'When it comes to our Boef flambe safety is paramount.'

'Put some more lotion on, that sun's burning you.'

Sunburn Smilie

Couple sunbathing with paint gloss.

"We come all this way to relax in the sun, then lug all this stuff to protect it from us."

'Do not be alarmed... this is only a drill!'

Emergency sunscreen.

Sunbloc 1000

"Duck? No I ordered the beef."

Snowman with Sunblock

A crab concerned about getting sunburnt.

"Yeah, I'm just tired of the whole sunscreen thing."