Sun-phobic Friend Gifts

"Skin cancer. . . terrorism, I'm not taking any chances!"

"Don't forget to put some sunscreen on your tongue."

"Do you know I fought an hour with that salmon you're eating."

Tree Funeral

'I've got it made in the shade. What worries me is sunshine.'

Little girl drawing big sun puts on sunscreen.

'You are right, honey, it's raining too much. It's not the best day to visit my mom.'

"I downloaded a new app that puts me on a tropical island no matter where I'm at."

Sun Screen Denial - I Don't burn...

Sunblock

"The shell has a high SPF, but I still need sunscreen for the rest of me."

Husband burrows under sand to get a closer look at woman sunbathing topless at the beach.

"Oh, honey, look! A chestnut-sided warbler doing pull-ups!"

Sun Worshipers

"I didn't know you liked ranch so much."

"I'm leaving a one starfish review of this tank on Yelp."

Frank was engrossed in his book --- He lost track of time and got a sunburn! Now he's well-read and well-red!

Johnny Appleseed's Dirty Little Secret

"Are you sure you want to spend the winter here?"

'Somebody got some sun.'

Water skiing.

'What do you mean, you don't want to dry grapes in the sun for dessert wines, like your father? He's a big success--and only 32!'

"It screams, 'I'm bold, proud, and require ample sun protection.'"

Woman has squashed the man she is looking for.

'Where's your goldfish?'

'According to this book, goldfish have a 3 second memory...'

'Another advantage is everyone will have better tans.'

Geek Beach

'The higher you fly the brighter the light.'

In all the excitement of the beaches opening, Harold forgot to apply sun block...

"Isn't it time you had your bath?"

'Not that babysitter again! Better behave or she zaps you...'

Ice cream van

Extreme Weather Predicted in 2022

"Sorry, folks, but I'll have to see your tax return."