Sunlight Avoider Gifts

'You're going to ruin your eyes in this light!'

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

Good News about winter

'Well, Mr. 'I don't need any sunblock', what have you got to say for yourself now?'

"Don't forget to put some sunscreen on your tongue."

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

S.P.F. 1,000

Excess Baggage: You send emails from exotic places just to make your friends jealous.

"Well, what number sunscreen are you using?"

Icarus, you are not flying anywhere until you put on some sunscreen.

'I've got it made in the shade. What worries me is sunshine.'

Little girl drawing big sun puts on sunscreen.

'Okay - who removed Jessica's sunhat..?'

Australian baby with toys hanging from his hat rather than corks

"George, I think factor 50 would probably be enough."

Mr. Macho at the game... and after the game is over.

Sunblock

"The shell has a high SPF, but I still need sunscreen for the rest of me."

'Hey, Birdbrain, does the word ozone mean anything to you?'

Sunblock. I wonder what Icarus is up to.

"If you want to burn as a witch, be my guest, but I'm wearing sunscreen."

Snail with a skylight....

"My neighborhood is getting too noisy. Traffic, screaming kids, barking dogs … I'm used to living in quiet desperation."

"We come all this way to relax in the sun, then lug all this stuff to protect it from us."

"It screams, 'I'm bold, proud, and require ample sun protection.'"

Beach Burger - without sand 75 cents extra.

'Any place that doesn't have snow.'

Elephant-size sunscreen bottle

"Apparently, my self-driving car doesn't like driving in the snow, because it took it upon itself to drive 1,200 miles to somewhere warm while I wasn't paying attention."

4th of July and PTSD

You're right. Winter in Florida sounds better every year.

Emergency sunscreen.

Woman windsurfer wearing a sombrero.

Sun cream factor 5000.

"It's lovely here but there's a bit of weather around."