Sunlight Avoider Gifts

'You're going to ruin your eyes in this light!'

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

Good News about winter

'Well, Mr. 'I don't need any sunblock', what have you got to say for yourself now?'

"Don't forget to put some sunscreen on your tongue."

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

S.P.F. 1,000

"Well, what number sunscreen are you using?"

Excess Baggage: You send emails from exotic places just to make your friends jealous.

'I've got it made in the shade. What worries me is sunshine.'

Little girl drawing big sun puts on sunscreen.

'Okay - who removed Jessica's sunhat..?'

Sunblock

Australian baby with toys hanging from his hat rather than corks

Mr. Macho at the game... and after the game is over.

"The shell has a high SPF, but I still need sunscreen for the rest of me."

"George, I think factor 50 would probably be enough."

'Hey, Birdbrain, does the word ozone mean anything to you?'

Snail with a skylight....

"If you want to burn as a witch, be my guest, but I'm wearing sunscreen."

"My neighborhood is getting too noisy. Traffic, screaming kids, barking dogs … I'm used to living in quiet desperation."

Elephant-size sunscreen bottle

"Apparently, my self-driving car doesn't like driving in the snow, because it took it upon itself to drive 1,200 miles to somewhere warm while I wasn't paying attention."

'Any place that doesn't have snow.'

Beach Burger - without sand 75 cents extra.

"We come all this way to relax in the sun, then lug all this stuff to protect it from us."

4th of July and PTSD

"It screams, 'I'm bold, proud, and require ample sun protection.'"

Emergency sunscreen.

Woman windsurfer wearing a sombrero.

North Pole with Sundial.

Sun cream factor 5000.

'No, it's true, I've never seen snow... I always seem to end up going South for winter...'