Sunburn Avoider Gifts

Woman windsurfer wearing a sombrero.

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

'Well, Mr. 'I don't need any sunblock', what have you got to say for yourself now?'

"Don't forget to put some sunscreen on your tongue."

"I know we came in peace but these ones are already half cooked."

S.P.F. 1,000

"Well, what number sunscreen are you using?"

Little girl drawing big sun puts on sunscreen.

'Okay - who removed Jessica's sunhat..?'

Sunblock

'Hey, Birdbrain, does the word ozone mean anything to you?'

"George, I think factor 50 would probably be enough."

"The shell has a high SPF, but I still need sunscreen for the rest of me."

Australian baby with toys hanging from his hat rather than corks

'Don't come crying to me, son. I told you you'd turn into a lobster if you stayed out in the sun all day.'

"If you want to burn as a witch, be my guest, but I'm wearing sunscreen."

"It screams, 'I'm bold, proud, and require ample sun protection.'"

'Glorious day'

"We come all this way to relax in the sun, then lug all this stuff to protect it from us."

Elephant-size sunscreen bottle

Beach Burger - without sand 75 cents extra.

Emergency sunscreen.

Snowman with Sunblock

"I'd like to go somewhere with warm water, balmy breezes and no extradition treaty."

Sun cream factor 5000.

'Did you remember sunscreen?'

"You should really wear a hat."

'Joe doesn't like the sun... he prefers the shade!'

Man's T-shirt says: 'PROTECT YOUR EYES: Never look directly at pale legs,'

Indoor sauna.

"I don't want to get sunburns, you know. You should also wear sunscreen."

'This is our highest factor sun cream. It comes with a free application trowel.'

'I know you burn easily, Howard, but you look ridiculous walking around with that condom on!'

"I told you not to order the eggs sunny side up!"