Sunlight Avoiders Gifts

'Well, Mr. 'I don't need any sunblock', what have you got to say for yourself now?'

"Don't forget to put some sunscreen on your tongue."

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

S.P.F. 1,000

Desert Dermatologist

"Well, what number sunscreen are you using?"

Excess Baggage: You send emails from exotic places just to make your friends jealous.

'I've got it made in the shade. What worries me is sunshine.'

Little girl drawing big sun puts on sunscreen.

'Okay - who removed Jessica's sunhat..?'

"George, I think factor 50 would probably be enough."

'Hey, Birdbrain, does the word ozone mean anything to you?'

Mr. Macho at the game... and after the game is over.

Sunblock

"The shell has a high SPF, but I still need sunscreen for the rest of me."

Australian baby with toys hanging from his hat rather than corks

'Okay. . . five more! Spring forward! Fall back.'

"If you want to burn as a witch, be my guest, but I'm wearing sunscreen."

Daylight Savings Time comes to Stonehenge.

How melanoma researchers take family summer vacations.

4th of July and PTSD

"We come all this way to relax in the sun, then lug all this stuff to protect it from us."

Elephant-size sunscreen bottle

"Apparently, my self-driving car doesn't like driving in the snow, because it took it upon itself to drive 1,200 miles to somewhere warm while I wasn't paying attention."

"It screams, 'I'm bold, proud, and require ample sun protection.'"

Emergency sunscreen.

Snowman with Sunblock

Woman windsurfer wearing a sombrero.

Sun cream factor 5000.

'Did you remember sunscreen?'

"Poor baby! You can come out now... all that nasty banging has stopped!"

Sunbloc 1000