Sunlight Avoiders T-Shirts

Eggs Sunny Side Up.

'Well, Mr. 'I don't need any sunblock', what have you got to say for yourself now?'

"Don't forget to put some sunscreen on your tongue."

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

S.P.F. 1,000

Desert Dermatologist

Excess Baggage: You send emails from exotic places just to make your friends jealous.

"Well, what number sunscreen are you using?"

Icarus, you are not flying anywhere until you put on some sunscreen.

'I've got it made in the shade. What worries me is sunshine.'

Little girl drawing big sun puts on sunscreen.

'Okay - who removed Jessica's sunhat..?'

'Hey, Birdbrain, does the word ozone mean anything to you?'

Mr. Macho at the game... and after the game is over.

"George, I think factor 50 would probably be enough."

Australian baby with toys hanging from his hat rather than corks

"The shell has a high SPF, but I still need sunscreen for the rest of me."

Sunblock

'Okay. . . five more! Spring forward! Fall back.'

Sunblock. I wonder what Icarus is up to.

"If you want to burn as a witch, be my guest, but I'm wearing sunscreen."

Daylight Savings Time comes to Stonehenge.

How melanoma researchers take family summer vacations.

"It screams, 'I'm bold, proud, and require ample sun protection.'"

Elephant-size sunscreen bottle

4th of July and PTSD

"Apparently, my self-driving car doesn't like driving in the snow, because it took it upon itself to drive 1,200 miles to somewhere warm while I wasn't paying attention."

"We come all this way to relax in the sun, then lug all this stuff to protect it from us."

Emergency sunscreen.

Snowman with Sunblock

Woman windsurfer wearing a sombrero.

Sun cream factor 5000.

Sunbloc 1000

Reading over someone's shoulder.

'Did you remember sunscreen?'