Sunburn Avoider T-Shirts

Woman windsurfer wearing a sombrero.

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

'Well, Mr. 'I don't need any sunblock', what have you got to say for yourself now?'

"Don't forget to put some sunscreen on your tongue."

"I know we came in peace but these ones are already half cooked."

S.P.F. 1,000

"Well, what number sunscreen are you using?"

Icarus, you are not flying anywhere until you put on some sunscreen.

Little girl drawing big sun puts on sunscreen.

'Okay - who removed Jessica's sunhat..?'

Sunblock

Australian baby with toys hanging from his hat rather than corks

"The shell has a high SPF, but I still need sunscreen for the rest of me."

'Hey, Birdbrain, does the word ozone mean anything to you?'

"George, I think factor 50 would probably be enough."

"If you want to burn as a witch, be my guest, but I'm wearing sunscreen."

'Don't come crying to me, son. I told you you'd turn into a lobster if you stayed out in the sun all day.'

Sunblock. I wonder what Icarus is up to.

'Glorious day'

"We come all this way to relax in the sun, then lug all this stuff to protect it from us."

Elephant-size sunscreen bottle

Beach Burger - without sand 75 cents extra.

"It screams, 'I'm bold, proud, and require ample sun protection.'"

Emergency sunscreen.

Snowman with Sunblock

Sun cream factor 5000.

"I'd like to go somewhere with warm water, balmy breezes and no extradition treaty."

'Did you remember sunscreen?'

"You should really wear a hat."

'Joe doesn't like the sun... he prefers the shade!'

Man's T-shirt says: 'PROTECT YOUR EYES: Never look directly at pale legs,'

How come you don't use sunscreen, nana? Who needs all those chemicals? Covering up works just as well. Plus I never know if it's on evenly. That's easy to tell. Right. It's where the dirt sticks. Bingo.

'I know you burn easily, Howard, but you look ridiculous walking around with that condom on!'

"Wait! First put your cream on or you'll peel again."