Sun Avoider T-Shirts

'Joe doesn't like the sun... he prefers the shade!'

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

Good News about winter

'Well, Mr. 'I don't need any sunblock', what have you got to say for yourself now?'

"Don't forget to put some sunscreen on your tongue."

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

S.P.F. 1,000

Desert Dermatologist

Icarus, you are not flying anywhere until you put on some sunscreen.

"Well, what number sunscreen are you using?"

Excess Baggage: You send emails from exotic places just to make your friends jealous.

'I've got it made in the shade. What worries me is sunshine.'

Little girl drawing big sun puts on sunscreen.

'Okay - who removed Jessica's sunhat..?'

'Hey, Birdbrain, does the word ozone mean anything to you?'

Mr. Macho at the game... and after the game is over.

"The shell has a high SPF, but I still need sunscreen for the rest of me."

Sunblock

Australian baby with toys hanging from his hat rather than corks

"I prefer the mountains to the beach. I feel like less of a cow.''

"George, I think factor 50 would probably be enough."

Sunblock. I wonder what Icarus is up to.

"If you want to burn as a witch, be my guest, but I'm wearing sunscreen."

"It screams, 'I'm bold, proud, and require ample sun protection.'"

"We come all this way to relax in the sun, then lug all this stuff to protect it from us."

'Any place that doesn't have snow.'

Elephant-size sunscreen bottle

You're right. Winter in Florida sounds better every year.

Beach Burger - without sand 75 cents extra.

"Apparently, my self-driving car doesn't like driving in the snow, because it took it upon itself to drive 1,200 miles to somewhere warm while I wasn't paying attention."

Emergency sunscreen.

Woman windsurfer wearing a sombrero.

"I'm sorry, you must have me confused with someone that does yard work."

Lawyers don't go to the beach, because cats try to bury them.

Sun cream factor 5000.