Sun Avoider Prints

'Joe doesn't like the sun... he prefers the shade!'

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

Good News about winter

'Well, Mr. 'I don't need any sunblock', what have you got to say for yourself now?'

"Don't forget to put some sunscreen on your tongue."

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

S.P.F. 1,000

Excess Baggage: You send emails from exotic places just to make your friends jealous.

"Well, what number sunscreen are you using?"

Desert Dermatologist

'I've got it made in the shade. What worries me is sunshine.'

Little girl drawing big sun puts on sunscreen.

'Okay - who removed Jessica's sunhat..?'

Sunblock

"I prefer the mountains to the beach. I feel like less of a cow.''

Australian baby with toys hanging from his hat rather than corks

"The shell has a high SPF, but I still need sunscreen for the rest of me."

"George, I think factor 50 would probably be enough."

'Hey, Birdbrain, does the word ozone mean anything to you?'

Mr. Macho at the game... and after the game is over.

"If you want to burn as a witch, be my guest, but I'm wearing sunscreen."

'Any place that doesn't have snow.'

Elephant-size sunscreen bottle

"Apparently, my self-driving car doesn't like driving in the snow, because it took it upon itself to drive 1,200 miles to somewhere warm while I wasn't paying attention."

"We come all this way to relax in the sun, then lug all this stuff to protect it from us."

"It screams, 'I'm bold, proud, and require ample sun protection.'"

Beach Burger - without sand 75 cents extra.

Emergency sunscreen.

Woman windsurfer wearing a sombrero.

'No, it's true, I've never seen snow... I always seem to end up going South for winter...'

Snowman with Sunblock

Sunbloc 1000

Sun cream factor 5000.