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'Glorious day'

"Did you check the SPF, dear?"

'Well, Mr. 'I don't need any sunblock', what have you got to say for yourself now?'

"Don't forget to put some sunscreen on your tongue."

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

S.P.F. 1,000

"Well, what number sunscreen are you using?"

Icarus, you are not flying anywhere until you put on some sunscreen.

Little girl drawing big sun puts on sunscreen.

"What SPF sunscreen do you suggest for lying around in a sunny spot?"

'Okay - who removed Jessica's sunhat..?'

Academics at the Beach: Professor Stints wears his patented total sun-blocking suit.

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Australian baby with toys hanging from his hat rather than corks

"The shell has a high SPF, but I still need sunscreen for the rest of me."

'Hey, Birdbrain, does the word ozone mean anything to you?'

"George, I think factor 50 would probably be enough."

Pass the SPF 20,000

Sunblock. I wonder what Icarus is up to.

"If you want to burn as a witch, be my guest, but I'm wearing sunscreen."

"We come all this way to relax in the sun, then lug all this stuff to protect it from us."

"It screams, 'I'm bold, proud, and require ample sun protection.'"

Elephant-size sunscreen bottle

Hot weather brings misery to millions.

Emergency sunscreen.

Sun cream factor 5000.

"I'd like to go somewhere with warm water, balmy breezes and no extradition treaty."

Woman windsurfer wearing a sombrero.

"Suncreen's for the birds right, Oscar?!"

Snowman with Sunblock

Prisoner sunbathing in his cell.

'Did you remember sunscreen?'

Sunbloc 1000

'Help! Help! I need suntan oil on my back.'

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