Sunblock Applier Pillows

'Glorious day'

"Did you check the SPF, dear?"

'Well, Mr. 'I don't need any sunblock', what have you got to say for yourself now?'

"Don't forget to put some sunscreen on your tongue."

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

S.P.F. 1,000

"Well, what number sunscreen are you using?"

Little girl drawing big sun puts on sunscreen.

Academics at the Beach: Professor Stints wears his patented total sun-blocking suit.

"What SPF sunscreen do you suggest for lying around in a sunny spot?"

'Okay - who removed Jessica's sunhat..?'

Sunblock

"George, I think factor 50 would probably be enough."

Australian baby with toys hanging from his hat rather than corks

"The shell has a high SPF, but I still need sunscreen for the rest of me."

'Hey, Birdbrain, does the word ozone mean anything to you?'

Pass the SPF 20,000

"If you want to burn as a witch, be my guest, but I'm wearing sunscreen."

Hot weather brings misery to millions.

"We come all this way to relax in the sun, then lug all this stuff to protect it from us."

Elephant-size sunscreen bottle

"It screams, 'I'm bold, proud, and require ample sun protection.'"

Emergency sunscreen.

Woman windsurfer wearing a sombrero.

Sun cream factor 5000.

Snowman with Sunblock

'Help! Help! I need suntan oil on my back.'

'Did you remember sunscreen?'

"I'd like to go somewhere with warm water, balmy breezes and no extradition treaty."

Prisoner sunbathing in his cell.

Sunbloc 1000

"Suncreen's for the birds right, Oscar?!"

Summer Books, Skin Cancer and How to Cure It...

Total Scum Block