Sunscreen Applier Pillows

"I'd like to go somewhere with warm water, balmy breezes and no extradition treaty."

"Did you check the SPF, dear?"

'Well, Mr. 'I don't need any sunblock', what have you got to say for yourself now?'

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

Beach flirting

S.P.F. 1,000

Desert Dermatologist

"What're you talking about? I love the beach."

"Well, what number sunscreen are you using?"

Little girl drawing big sun puts on sunscreen.

Man sunbathing on the beach.

'Okay - who removed Jessica's sunhat..?'

"What SPF sunscreen do you suggest for lying around in a sunny spot?"

A gap between the solar panels

Dermatology: Journal of Itchcraft.

"The shell has a high SPF, but I still need sunscreen for the rest of me."

Australian baby with toys hanging from his hat rather than corks

'Hey, Birdbrain, does the word ozone mean anything to you?'

"Going to the beach with kids Sand in eyes, food, crevices Chasing after them with sun cream Frantically checking they haven't been kidnapped or swept out to sea Enjoying it"

Sunblock

"You're right. The sunscreen does taste like ranch dressing."

"George, I think factor 50 would probably be enough."

"Can you put some sunscreen on my ankles."

"If you want to burn as a witch, be my guest, but I'm wearing sunscreen."

'Please don't cover me with hot sand, Dear. It makes my skin so oily.'

Pass the SPF 20,000

"Sorry sir - our sun screen only goes up to Factor - 100..."

"It screams, 'I'm bold, proud, and require ample sun protection.'"

Pathology.

Hot weather brings misery to millions.

'Glorious day'

"We come all this way to relax in the sun, then lug all this stuff to protect it from us."

Elephant-size sunscreen bottle

Sunburn.