Sunscreen Collectors Pillows

Darko Sunscreen, SPF 5000, the sun block preferred by 9 out of 10 vampires.

"Did you check the SPF, dear?"

Man showing in the rain.

A little something aside for a rainy day

A new you. 'First, you've got to stop lying about you age.' It didn't start off well.

Raining

The Reason Ed isn't mentioned in the bible.

'Maybe I should get a shopping cart.'

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

"I feel bad for the companies that make lipstick."

Beach flirting

S.P.F. 1,000

"What're you talking about? I love the beach."

"Well, what number sunscreen are you using?"

Desert Dermatologist

Woman applying makeup

"What SPF sunscreen do you suggest for lying around in a sunny spot?"

"Yikes! So many foundations, so little time."

A gap between the solar panels

Horse racing puns

'You don't need a weather forecast. Just read mother natures' signs carefully and you know that it will start raining soon.'

"At least the anti-public education folks haven't started to try to dictate what we can have for lunch."

"Well, they did call for localized showers."

Man sunbathing on the beach.

"More concealer?"

'Hey, Birdbrain, does the word ozone mean anything to you?'

"George, I think factor 50 would probably be enough."

COVID-19 vaccine umbrella.

Chivalrous Snowman

Vampire Umbrella

"You're right. The sunscreen does taste like ranch dressing."

"First the open floor plan, now this."

Hang it all; let's be gay. Come and find the phonograph.

Banks hand out umbrellas in good weather and take them back when it rains.

Man reads from card at awards ceremony: 'And the award for Best Actress goes to ...'