Sunscreen Pillows

"Don't forget to use the sunblock, Roger. You know how easily you burn."

'You're the fairest of them all. That's why you have to use sunscreen.'

Skin cancer is not really my biggest concern.

Sun Screen

Hot weather brings misery to millions.

"I always wear factor 30 for Wagner."

"George, I think factor 50 would probably be enough."

"What SPF sunscreen do you suggest for lying around in a sunny spot?"

Sure, she could talk the talk, but couldn't walk the walk, shock the jock, lock the dock or even hawk a little sunblock.

Carrie used sunscreen but it didn't completely block all the Rays. 'Hey, baby...Name's Raymond.What's yours?'

'Welcome to the Sun Belt ... Bet you forgot to bring your sunburn lotion.'

"Suncreen's for the birds right, Oscar?!"

Sunbloc 1000

'Thank God for sunscreen.'

'Help! Help! I need suntan oil on my back.'

Man using a roller paintbrush to put on sunblock.

"I hope I don't get any tanning lines."

Excuse me, young man, but you are not evolving ANYWHERE until you put on some sunscreen.

"Did you check the SPF, dear?"

Pass the SPF 20,000

'Well, Mr. 'I don't need any sunblock', what have you got to say for yourself now?'

"Don't forget to put some sunscreen on your tongue."

Beach flirting

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

S.P.F. 1,000

"What're you talking about? I love the beach."

"Well, what number sunscreen are you using?"

Desert Dermatologist

Icarus, you are not flying anywhere until you put on some sunscreen.

Little girl drawing big sun puts on sunscreen.

'Okay - who removed Jessica's sunhat..?'

Man sunbathing on the beach.

A gap between the solar panels

The US election is over.

Australian baby with toys hanging from his hat rather than corks