Sunscreening Pillows

"With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!"

"Did you check the SPF, dear?"

'Well, Mr. 'I don't need any sunblock', what have you got to say for yourself now?'

"Don't forget to put some sunscreen on your tongue."

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

Beach flirting

S.P.F. 1,000

"What're you talking about? I love the beach."

Desert Dermatologist

"Well, what number sunscreen are you using?"

Icarus, you are not flying anywhere until you put on some sunscreen.

Little girl drawing big sun puts on sunscreen.

A gap between the solar panels

Sunbathing with your PC.

'Okay - who removed Jessica's sunhat..?'

"What SPF sunscreen do you suggest for lying around in a sunny spot?"

Man sunbathing on the beach.

The US election is over.

Australian baby with toys hanging from his hat rather than corks

Sunblock

"George, I think factor 50 would probably be enough."

"You're right. The sunscreen does taste like ranch dressing."

'Hey, Birdbrain, does the word ozone mean anything to you?'

"The shell has a high SPF, but I still need sunscreen for the rest of me."

"Can you put some sunscreen on my ankles."

'Please don't cover me with hot sand, Dear. It makes my skin so oily.'

Sunblock. I wonder what Icarus is up to.

Pass the SPF 20,000

"If you want to burn as a witch, be my guest, but I'm wearing sunscreen."

'I follow my doctor's orders religiously. He said for me to spend two hours a day on the tennis court.'

"Sorry sir - our sun screen only goes up to Factor - 100..."

How melanoma researchers take family summer vacations.

Hot weather brings misery to millions.

"It screams, 'I'm bold, proud, and require ample sun protection.'"

Elephant-size sunscreen bottle