Sunscreening Mugs

"With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!"

"Did you check the SPF, dear?"

'Well, Mr. 'I don't need any sunblock', what have you got to say for yourself now?'

"Don't forget to put some sunscreen on your tongue."

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

Beach flirting

S.P.F. 1,000

"What're you talking about? I love the beach."

"Well, what number sunscreen are you using?"

Desert Dermatologist

Little girl drawing big sun puts on sunscreen.

'Okay - who removed Jessica's sunhat..?'

Sunbathing with your PC.

A gap between the solar panels

Man sunbathing on the beach.

"What SPF sunscreen do you suggest for lying around in a sunny spot?"

The US election is over.

Sunblock

"The shell has a high SPF, but I still need sunscreen for the rest of me."

"George, I think factor 50 would probably be enough."

'Hey, Birdbrain, does the word ozone mean anything to you?'

Australian baby with toys hanging from his hat rather than corks

"You're right. The sunscreen does taste like ranch dressing."

"Can you put some sunscreen on my ankles."

Pass the SPF 20,000

"If you want to burn as a witch, be my guest, but I'm wearing sunscreen."

'Please don't cover me with hot sand, Dear. It makes my skin so oily.'

'I follow my doctor's orders religiously. He said for me to spend two hours a day on the tennis court.'

"Sorry sir - our sun screen only goes up to Factor - 100..."

How melanoma researchers take family summer vacations.

"We come all this way to relax in the sun, then lug all this stuff to protect it from us."

"It screams, 'I'm bold, proud, and require ample sun protection.'"

Sunburned bird.

Hot weather brings misery to millions.