Sunscreen Scholar Mugs

"What SPF sunscreen do you suggest for lying around in a sunny spot?"

"Did you check the SPF, dear?"

'Well, Mr. 'I don't need any sunblock', what have you got to say for yourself now?'

"Don't forget to put some sunscreen on your tongue."

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

Beach flirting

S.P.F. 1,000

"What're you talking about? I love the beach."

"Well, what number sunscreen are you using?"

A gap between the solar panels

Man sunbathing on the beach.

Sun Screen Denial - I Don't burn...

The US election is over.

'Hey, Birdbrain, does the word ozone mean anything to you?'

"George, I think factor 50 would probably be enough."

"You're right. The sunscreen does taste like ranch dressing."

Hello, Mr. and Mrs. Sebum! I think you'll love this property on the left side of the chin. It's a wonderful place to start a pimple."

"Going to the beach with kids Sand in eyes, food, crevices Chasing after them with sun cream Frantically checking they haven't been kidnapped or swept out to sea Enjoying it"

'Please don't cover me with hot sand, Dear. It makes my skin so oily.'

"Can you put some sunscreen on my ankles."

Pass the SPF 20,000

'I follow my doctor's orders religiously. He said for me to spend two hours a day on the tennis court.'

How melanoma researchers take family summer vacations.

Hot weather brings misery to millions.

Elephant-size sunscreen bottle

Sunburn.

A statue on Easter Island with sunscreen.

'Did you remember sunscreen?'

'Help! Help! I need suntan oil on my back.'

"Suncreen's for the birds right, Oscar?!"

Sunbloc 1000

"I still think we should go higher than Factor 0.5."

"Yeah, I'm just tired of the whole sunscreen thing."

Sunscreen & After-sun soother

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