Sunscreen Saver Mugs

"Did you check the SPF, dear?"

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

Beach flirting

'Who said romance is dead? I just downloaded a screensaver with red roses and chocolates for your PC!'

'I got a big refund on my income tax.'

A gap between the solar panels

Man sunbathing on the beach.

"What SPF sunscreen do you suggest for lying around in a sunny spot?"

Don't touch that dial! — We're experts, and we know what you should be watching!

Dermatology: Journal of Itchcraft.

"George, I think factor 50 would probably be enough."

"No you are not ok! Tell me what's wrong! You've been sitting for two minutes without checking your phone!"

Pass the SPF 20,000

'Wow, thanks for putting it into context. My 42-inch plasma really is obsolete.'

Don't Let Your Computer Eat You Up!

"Can you put some sunscreen on my ankles."

'The problem isn't your high definition television, it's your low definition eyes.'

"It's about time the price of generic drugs went down! Oh, and give me fifty quick picks."

Elephant-size sunscreen bottle

"I'd look up from my phone for you!"

"I'm doing my part to conserve electricity."

Hot weather brings misery to millions.

Pathology.

Sunburn.

Sunbloc 1000

'Help! Help! I need suntan oil on my back.'

Surfer.

"I'd like to go somewhere with warm water, balmy breezes and no extradition treaty."

"Suncreen's for the birds right, Oscar?!"

Woman windsurfer wearing a sombrero.

Daylight saving

'I've tried everything. My skin is still as dry as an elephant's trunk.'