Sunscreen Applier Mugs

"I'd like to go somewhere with warm water, balmy breezes and no extradition treaty."

"Did you check the SPF, dear?"

'Well, Mr. 'I don't need any sunblock', what have you got to say for yourself now?'

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

Beach flirting

S.P.F. 1,000

Desert Dermatologist

"Well, what number sunscreen are you using?"

"What're you talking about? I love the beach."

Icarus, you are not flying anywhere until you put on some sunscreen.

Little girl drawing big sun puts on sunscreen.

"What SPF sunscreen do you suggest for lying around in a sunny spot?"

'Okay - who removed Jessica's sunhat..?'

Man sunbathing on the beach.

A gap between the solar panels

Dermatology: Journal of Itchcraft.

Australian baby with toys hanging from his hat rather than corks

"George, I think factor 50 would probably be enough."

'Hey, Birdbrain, does the word ozone mean anything to you?'

"Going to the beach with kids Sand in eyes, food, crevices Chasing after them with sun cream Frantically checking they haven't been kidnapped or swept out to sea Enjoying it"

"The shell has a high SPF, but I still need sunscreen for the rest of me."

Sunblock

"You're right. The sunscreen does taste like ranch dressing."

'Please don't cover me with hot sand, Dear. It makes my skin so oily.'

"Can you put some sunscreen on my ankles."

Sunblock. I wonder what Icarus is up to.

Pass the SPF 20,000

"If you want to burn as a witch, be my guest, but I'm wearing sunscreen."

"Sorry sir - our sun screen only goes up to Factor - 100..."

'Glorious day'

Hot weather brings misery to millions.

"We come all this way to relax in the sun, then lug all this stuff to protect it from us."

"It screams, 'I'm bold, proud, and require ample sun protection.'"

Elephant-size sunscreen bottle

Pathology.