Sunscreen Saver Prints

I think I'll continue to wear a mask in future summers. I'm saving a fortune on sunscreen!

"Did you check the SPF, dear?"

Beach flirting

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

I wish you kids would get off your electronics and learn a practical skill. Work with your hands! What does he think we're doing?!! Tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap.

'Who said romance is dead? I just downloaded a screensaver with red roses and chocolates for your PC!'

'I got a big refund on my income tax.'

Man sunbathing on the beach.

"What SPF sunscreen do you suggest for lying around in a sunny spot?"

Don't touch that dial! — We're experts, and we know what you should be watching!

A gap between the solar panels

Dermatology: Journal of Itchcraft.

"George, I think factor 50 would probably be enough."

"No you are not ok! Tell me what's wrong! You've been sitting for two minutes without checking your phone!"

"Can you put some sunscreen on my ankles."

Pass the SPF 20,000

'Wow, thanks for putting it into context. My 42-inch plasma really is obsolete.'

Don't Let Your Computer Eat You Up!

'The problem isn't your high definition television, it's your low definition eyes.'

"It's about time the price of generic drugs went down! Oh, and give me fifty quick picks."

Pathology.

Computer camp's not exactly what I expected.

"I'd look up from my phone for you!"

"I'm doing my part to conserve electricity."

Elephant-size sunscreen bottle

Hot weather brings misery to millions.

Sunburn.

Screen Addict

'I've tried everything. My skin is still as dry as an elephant's trunk.'

"Mrs. Beetle, Marty's screen is frozen, again."

Woman windsurfer wearing a sombrero.

"I'd like to go somewhere with warm water, balmy breezes and no extradition treaty."

Daylight saving

"Suncreen's for the birds right, Oscar?!"

Sunbloc 1000