Sunscreen Collectors Prints

Darko Sunscreen, SPF 5000, the sun block preferred by 9 out of 10 vampires.

"Did you check the SPF, dear?"

Man showing in the rain.

A little something aside for a rainy day

A new you. 'First, you've got to stop lying about you age.' It didn't start off well.

The Reason Ed isn't mentioned in the bible.

Raining

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

Beach flirting

"I feel bad for the companies that make lipstick."

'Maybe I should get a shopping cart.'

S.P.F. 1,000

Desert Dermatologist

Woman applying makeup

"Well, what number sunscreen are you using?"

"What're you talking about? I love the beach."

"Well, they did call for localized showers."

Horse racing puns

"More concealer?"

"At least the anti-public education folks haven't started to try to dictate what we can have for lunch."

"What SPF sunscreen do you suggest for lying around in a sunny spot?"

"Yikes! So many foundations, so little time."

'You don't need a weather forecast. Just read mother natures' signs carefully and you know that it will start raining soon.'

Man sunbathing on the beach.

A gap between the solar panels

'Hey, Birdbrain, does the word ozone mean anything to you?'

Vampire Umbrella

Chivalrous Snowman

COVID-19 vaccine umbrella.

"You're right. The sunscreen does taste like ranch dressing."

"George, I think factor 50 would probably be enough."

"First the open floor plan, now this."

Hang it all; let's be gay. Come and find the phonograph.

Banks hand out umbrellas in good weather and take them back when it rains.

Man reads from card at awards ceremony: 'And the award for Best Actress goes to ...'