Sunscreen Skeptic Pillows

The US election is over.

Sun Screen

"Yeah, I'm just tired of the whole sunscreen thing."

"I still think we should go higher than Factor 0.5."

'Sunscreen is a big ripoff! I put it on my snowman and he's still melting!'

"Did you check the SPF, dear?"

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

'Well, Mr. 'I don't need any sunblock', what have you got to say for yourself now?'

"Don't forget to put some sunscreen on your tongue."

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

Beach flirting

S.P.F. 1,000

'I don't like reading on screen, so I'm printing the internet to look at it later.'

"What're you talking about? I love the beach."

"Well, what number sunscreen are you using?"

Man sunbathing on the beach.

"What SPF sunscreen do you suggest for lying around in a sunny spot?"

Sun Screen Denial - I Don't burn...

"You're right. The sunscreen does taste like ranch dressing."

'Hey, Birdbrain, does the word ozone mean anything to you?'

"George, I think factor 50 would probably be enough."

Pass the SPF 20,000

"Can you put some sunscreen on my ankles."

Cash Rebate

'No, it's not a special on the Grand Canyon. It's an actor's face in high definition.'

'Please don't cover me with hot sand, Dear. It makes my skin so oily.'

'I follow my doctor's orders religiously. He said for me to spend two hours a day on the tennis court.'

How melanoma researchers take family summer vacations.

"Sorry sir - our sun screen only goes up to Factor - 100..."

Hot weather brings misery to millions.

'My doctor told me these new Botox injections could be harmful.'

Elephant-size sunscreen bottle

Sunburn.

'Look! The first active ingredient is marketing spin.'

A statue on Easter Island with sunscreen.