Sunscreen Skeptic T-Shirts

The US election is over.

Sun Screen

"Yeah, I'm just tired of the whole sunscreen thing."

How come you don't use sunscreen, nana? Who needs all those chemicals? Covering up works just as well. Plus I never know if it's on evenly. That's easy to tell. Right. It's where the dirt sticks. Bingo.

"I still think we should go higher than Factor 0.5."

'Sunscreen is a big ripoff! I put it on my snowman and he's still melting!'

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

"Did you check the SPF, dear?"

'Well, Mr. 'I don't need any sunblock', what have you got to say for yourself now?'

"Don't forget to put some sunscreen on your tongue."

Beach flirting

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

S.P.F. 1,000

'I don't like reading on screen, so I'm printing the internet to look at it later.'

"What're you talking about? I love the beach."

"Well, what number sunscreen are you using?"

"What SPF sunscreen do you suggest for lying around in a sunny spot?"

Man sunbathing on the beach.

Sun Screen Denial - I Don't burn...

'Hey, Birdbrain, does the word ozone mean anything to you?'

"George, I think factor 50 would probably be enough."

"You're right. The sunscreen does taste like ranch dressing."

'No, it's not a special on the Grand Canyon. It's an actor's face in high definition.'

Pass the SPF 20,000

'Please don't cover me with hot sand, Dear. It makes my skin so oily.'

"Can you put some sunscreen on my ankles."

Cash Rebate

'I follow my doctor's orders religiously. He said for me to spend two hours a day on the tennis court.'

"Sorry sir - our sun screen only goes up to Factor - 100..."

How melanoma researchers take family summer vacations.

'My doctor told me these new Botox injections could be harmful.'

Hot weather brings misery to millions.

Elephant-size sunscreen bottle

Sunburn.

'Look! The first active ingredient is marketing spin.'