Sunscreen Believer T-Shirts

'I follow my doctor's orders religiously. He said for me to spend two hours a day on the tennis court.'

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

"Did you check the SPF, dear?"

'Well, Mr. 'I don't need any sunblock', what have you got to say for yourself now?'

"Don't forget to put some sunscreen on your tongue."

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

Beach flirting

'I need a sun cream with a very high protection factor.'

S.P.F. 1,000

"What're you talking about? I love the beach."

"Well, what number sunscreen are you using?"

"I am wearing sunglasses and using sunscreen with 50% UV protection. What could possibly go wrong?"

"What SPF sunscreen do you suggest for lying around in a sunny spot?"

Academics at the Beach: Professor Stints wears his patented total sun-blocking suit.

Man sunbathing on the beach.

Sun Screen Denial - I Don't burn...

The US election is over.

"George, I think factor 50 would probably be enough."

"Holy moly!"

'Hey, Birdbrain, does the word ozone mean anything to you?'

"You're right. The sunscreen does taste like ranch dressing."

'The sun lounge book of melanomas.'

Pass the SPF 20,000

"Can you put some sunscreen on my ankles."

"If you want to burn as a witch, be my guest, but I'm wearing sunscreen."

'Please don't cover me with hot sand, Dear. It makes my skin so oily.'

"Sorry sir - our sun screen only goes up to Factor - 100..."

How melanoma researchers take family summer vacations.

"We come all this way to relax in the sun, then lug all this stuff to protect it from us."

Couple sunbathing with paint gloss.

Hot weather brings misery to millions.

Elephant-size sunscreen bottle

Sunburn.

Emergency sunscreen.

Sunbloc 1000