Sunscreen Enthusiasts T-Shirts

Spring Break. You're putting sunscreen on a novel? I think book burning is a dangerous thing.

Carrie used sunscreen but it didn't completely block all the Rays. 'Hey, baby...Name's Raymond.What's yours?'

Couple cuddle under a sprinkler with an umbrella as an excuse to be close

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

'Well, Mr. 'I don't need any sunblock', what have you got to say for yourself now?'

"Don't forget to put some sunscreen on your tongue."

Beach flirting

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

S.P.F. 1,000

"What're you talking about? I love the beach."

"Well, what number sunscreen are you using?"

Back to school.

"It's a belly button thermometer. When it pops up, I'm done!"

"What SPF sunscreen do you suggest for lying around in a sunny spot?"

Academics at the Beach: Professor Stints wears his patented total sun-blocking suit.

Man sunbathing on the beach.

'No! - You can't build sand castles!'

"Holy moly!"

'Hey, Birdbrain, does the word ozone mean anything to you?'

"You're right. The sunscreen does taste like ranch dressing."

'Looks like they were sun worshippers.'

'Please don't cover me with hot sand, Dear. It makes my skin so oily.'

"Can you put some sunscreen on my ankles."

Pass the SPF 20,000

Do-over

Tree's Tree Nursery. I'm off work. Let's catch some rays! You already have a great tan from your job! You don't need to go sunbathing. Oh, yes I do!

'I follow my doctor's orders religiously. He said for me to spend two hours a day on the tennis court.'

"Sorry sir - our sun screen only goes up to Factor - 100..."

How melanoma researchers take family summer vacations.

Hot weather brings misery to millions.

The Adventures of Morton - Sensitive skin.

Elephant-size sunscreen bottle

Sunburn.

'Did you remember sunscreen?'

Man in the rain wants to go on holiday.