Sunscreen Aficionados T-Shirts

They say in Watergate the cover-up was worse than the crime. I'm investigating a current, huge cover-up scheme. I'll be famous if I can expose it. Maybe I can get one of the conspirators to go on the record. Care to explain this cover-up operation you're mixed-up in? Yes, thanks, we're dermatologists warming folks about the risks of sun exposure. We're advising people to cover-up with shirts, hats and sunscreen. Not the type of "cover-up" effort you expected - No wrongdoing there. I need

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

"This might surprise you, but not everyone finds the smell of a rain-soaked world invigorating."

'Well, Mr. 'I don't need any sunblock', what have you got to say for yourself now?'

"Don't forget to put some sunscreen on your tongue."

Beach flirting

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

S.P.F. 1,000

"What're you talking about? I love the beach."

"Well, what number sunscreen are you using?"

Back to school.

"What SPF sunscreen do you suggest for lying around in a sunny spot?"

Man sunbathing on the beach.

'No! - You can't build sand castles!'

'Hey, Birdbrain, does the word ozone mean anything to you?'

"You're right. The sunscreen does taste like ranch dressing."

"Going to the beach with kids Sand in eyes, food, crevices Chasing after them with sun cream Frantically checking they haven't been kidnapped or swept out to sea Enjoying it"

'Looks like they were sun worshippers.'

'Will you watch where you're going with that thing?'

'Medium well, please.'

A gentleman visiting a dentist.

'Please don't cover me with hot sand, Dear. It makes my skin so oily.'

"Can you put some sunscreen on my ankles."

Pass the SPF 20,000

Do-over

Tree's Tree Nursery. I'm off work. Let's catch some rays! You already have a great tan from your job! You don't need to go sunbathing. Oh, yes I do!

'I follow my doctor's orders religiously. He said for me to spend two hours a day on the tennis court.'

How melanoma researchers take family summer vacations.

"Sorry sir - our sun screen only goes up to Factor - 100..."

Summer Berries

Hot weather brings misery to millions.

Picnickers with umbrellas in heavy rain

The Adventures of Morton - Sensitive skin.

Elephant-size sunscreen bottle