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Snowman horror.

Lesser known greek gods,

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

"Did you check the SPF, dear?"

'Well, Mr. 'I don't need any sunblock', what have you got to say for yourself now?'

"Don't forget to put some sunscreen on your tongue."

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

Beach flirting

S.P.F. 1,000

"What're you talking about? I love the beach."

"Well, what number sunscreen are you using?"

Man sunbathing on the beach.

"What SPF sunscreen do you suggest for lying around in a sunny spot?"

The US election is over.

Sun Screen Denial - I Don't burn...

"You're right. The sunscreen does taste like ranch dressing."

"George, I think factor 50 would probably be enough."

'Hey, Birdbrain, does the word ozone mean anything to you?'

"Going to the beach with kids Sand in eyes, food, crevices Chasing after them with sun cream Frantically checking they haven't been kidnapped or swept out to sea Enjoying it"

'No, it's not a special on the Grand Canyon. It's an actor's face in high definition.'

"Can you put some sunscreen on my ankles."

'Please don't cover me with hot sand, Dear. It makes my skin so oily.'

Pass the SPF 20,000

'I follow my doctor's orders religiously. He said for me to spend two hours a day on the tennis court.'

"Sorry sir - our sun screen only goes up to Factor - 100..."

How melanoma researchers take family summer vacations.

'My doctor told me these new Botox injections could be harmful.'

Hot weather brings misery to millions.

Elephant-size sunscreen bottle

Sunburn.

'Look! The first active ingredient is marketing spin.'

"I still think we should go higher than Factor 0.5."

"Yeah, I'm just tired of the whole sunscreen thing."

'Did you remember sunscreen?'

Sunbloc 1000