Sunscreen Shenanigans Lover T-Shirts

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

Beach flirting

S.P.F. 1,000

"What're you talking about? I love the beach."

"Well, what number sunscreen are you using?"

Man sunbathing on the beach.

"What SPF sunscreen do you suggest for lying around in a sunny spot?"

The US election is over.

Hello, Mr. and Mrs. Sebum! I think you'll love this property on the left side of the chin. It's a wonderful place to start a pimple."

'Hey, Birdbrain, does the word ozone mean anything to you?'

"You're right. The sunscreen does taste like ranch dressing."

"Ready...."

"I'm saying we lash out for the 'Deluxe' collagen treatment, next time, honey."

'We're drying Jimmy's clothes, mom!'

'Please don't cover me with hot sand, Dear. It makes my skin so oily.'

"Can you put some sunscreen on my ankles."

'I follow my doctor's orders religiously. He said for me to spend two hours a day on the tennis court.'

"Jill, you didn't use this volumising shampoo when you washed the dog did you?"

Hot weather brings misery to millions.

Elephant-size sunscreen bottle

Sunburn.

'Ah ha, just as I expected...BOOM!'

"I still think we should go higher than Factor 0.5."

"Yeah, I'm just tired of the whole sunscreen thing."

'BOTOX...QUICK!

Sunscreen & After-sun soother

Rodney, It's Your Mother Are You Wearing Sunscreen

'Thank God for sunscreen.'

Lady Macbeth in the morning

"Me, I don't nip swimmers anymore: I can't stand the sunscreen aftertaste..."

"I always wear factor 30 for Wagner."

'I'm being an asshole on this because I'm an asshole on everything!'