Sunscreen Shenanigans Lover Gifts

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

Beach flirting

S.P.F. 1,000

"Well, what number sunscreen are you using?"

"What're you talking about? I love the beach."

"What SPF sunscreen do you suggest for lying around in a sunny spot?"

Man sunbathing on the beach.

The US election is over.

"Ready...."

Hello, Mr. and Mrs. Sebum! I think you'll love this property on the left side of the chin. It's a wonderful place to start a pimple."

"You're right. The sunscreen does taste like ranch dressing."

'Hey, Birdbrain, does the word ozone mean anything to you?'

"I'm saying we lash out for the 'Deluxe' collagen treatment, next time, honey."

'We're drying Jimmy's clothes, mom!'

'Please don't cover me with hot sand, Dear. It makes my skin so oily.'

"Can you put some sunscreen on my ankles."

'I follow my doctor's orders religiously. He said for me to spend two hours a day on the tennis court.'

"Jill, you didn't use this volumising shampoo when you washed the dog did you?"

Elephant-size sunscreen bottle

Hot weather brings misery to millions.

Sunburn.

'Ah ha, just as I expected...BOOM!'

"Yeah, I'm just tired of the whole sunscreen thing."

"I still think we should go higher than Factor 0.5."

'BOTOX...QUICK!

Sunscreen & After-sun soother

Rodney, It's Your Mother Are You Wearing Sunscreen

"I always wear factor 30 for Wagner."

"I hope I don't get any tanning lines."

How come you don't use sunscreen, nana? Who needs all those chemicals? Covering up works just as well. Plus I never know if it's on evenly. That's easy to tell. Right. It's where the dirt sticks. Bingo.

Snowman horror.

"Me, I don't nip swimmers anymore: I can't stand the sunscreen aftertaste..."

Spring Break. You're putting sunscreen on a novel? I think book burning is a dangerous thing.

'I'm being an asshole on this because I'm an asshole on everything!'