Sunscreen Connoisseur Gifts

"What's the strongest after-sun you sell?"

'Thank God for sunscreen.'

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

"Whoa. Jeff. Looks like you got that job at the cosmetic testing lab."

"Too much concealer?"

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

Beach flirting

'You need to do something about your dry skin.'

S.P.F. 1,000

"What're you talking about? I love the beach."

'Of course she hasn't aged a bit. She's married to a plastic surgeon!'

"Well, what number sunscreen are you using?"

"Sure I used drugs when I was your age, but they were all prescribed for acne."

"We're the same age, but you look great! What's your secret?"

'Here's my fail proof way to restore a youthful appearance - a 30 watt bulb.'

"How are the new lips feeling babe?"

"What SPF sunscreen do you suggest for lying around in a sunny spot?"

Oblivious at 20,000 Feet

"Another barnacle?!" "I was a teenage creature."

"Do you have anything that can help remove dark circles from under my eyes?"

Man sunbathing on the beach.

"...and we plan to offer it as a scarce and valuable product."

"A Leading cosmetics company believes our drilling mud would ake an excellent skincare product."

"Couldn't you have waited till she was smiling before you injected the botox?"

"You're right. The sunscreen does taste like ranch dressing."

'Hey, Birdbrain, does the word ozone mean anything to you?'

'My acne is worst on the dark side.'

"No threat detected. Their vast resources are spent on lasers that combat wrinkles and unwanted hair."

"No threat detected. Their vast resources are spent on lasers that combat wrinkles and unwanted hair."

"Worst case of dry scalp ever!"

Botox sharpei

"Can you put some sunscreen on my ankles."

"Looks like Mom is practicing getting her mask ready for Halloween tomorrow."