Sunscreen Aficionados Gifts

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

"This might surprise you, but not everyone finds the smell of a rain-soaked world invigorating."

'Well, Mr. 'I don't need any sunblock', what have you got to say for yourself now?'

"Don't forget to put some sunscreen on your tongue."

Beach flirting

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

S.P.F. 1,000

"What're you talking about? I love the beach."

"Well, what number sunscreen are you using?"

Back to school.

"What SPF sunscreen do you suggest for lying around in a sunny spot?"

Man sunbathing on the beach.

'No! - You can't build sand castles!'

"You're right. The sunscreen does taste like ranch dressing."

"Going to the beach with kids Sand in eyes, food, crevices Chasing after them with sun cream Frantically checking they haven't been kidnapped or swept out to sea Enjoying it"

'Hey, Birdbrain, does the word ozone mean anything to you?'

'Looks like they were sun worshippers.'

'Medium well, please.'

'Will you watch where you're going with that thing?'

Pass the SPF 20,000

'Please don't cover me with hot sand, Dear. It makes my skin so oily.'

Do-over

"Can you put some sunscreen on my ankles."

A gentleman visiting a dentist.

'I follow my doctor's orders religiously. He said for me to spend two hours a day on the tennis court.'

"Sorry sir - our sun screen only goes up to Factor - 100..."

How melanoma researchers take family summer vacations.

Summer Berries

Picnickers with umbrellas in heavy rain

The Adventures of Morton - Sensitive skin.

Hot weather brings misery to millions.

Elephant-size sunscreen bottle

Sunburn.