Sunscreen Aficionado Gifts

"Don't forget to use the sunblock, Roger. You know how easily you burn."

Sunscreen & After-sun soother

Rodney, It's Your Mother Are You Wearing Sunscreen

"What're you talking about? I love the beach."

"I hope I don't get any tanning lines."

'Hey, Birdbrain, does the word ozone mean anything to you?'

'Thank God for sunscreen.'

Hot weather brings misery to millions.

'Please don't cover me with hot sand, Dear. It makes my skin so oily.'

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

"I always wear factor 30 for Wagner."

"You're right. The sunscreen does taste like ranch dressing."

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

'The sunglasses idea would have worked if you hadn't started snoring.'

Shampoo.

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

'Well, Mr. 'I don't need any sunblock', what have you got to say for yourself now?'

"Don't forget to put some sunscreen on your tongue."

Beach flirting

Flu vaccine.

'You need to do something about your dry skin.'

S.P.F. 1,000

'Apply that ointment as directed and call me if the growth does not reduce or it starts to talk.'

"Sure I used drugs when I was your age, but they were all prescribed for acne."

"Well, what number sunscreen are you using?"

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

"Do you have anything that can help remove dark circles from under my eyes?"

"What SPF sunscreen do you suggest for lying around in a sunny spot?"

'As pizza maker, maybe a skin care products site isn't the best idea for an affiliate site.'

Man sunbathing on the beach.

Academics at the Beach: Professor Stints wears his patented total sun-blocking suit.

"It's a belly button thermometer. When it pops up, I'm done!"

"Another barnacle?!" "I was a teenage creature."

'Doctor, how can I prevent wrinkles? Don't sleep in your clothes.'