Sunscreen Believer Gifts

'I follow my doctor's orders religiously. He said for me to spend two hours a day on the tennis court.'

"Did you check the SPF, dear?"

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

'Well, Mr. 'I don't need any sunblock', what have you got to say for yourself now?'

"Don't forget to put some sunscreen on your tongue."

'I need a sun cream with a very high protection factor.'

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

Beach flirting

S.P.F. 1,000

"What're you talking about? I love the beach."

"Well, what number sunscreen are you using?"

Man sunbathing on the beach.

Academics at the Beach: Professor Stints wears his patented total sun-blocking suit.

"What SPF sunscreen do you suggest for lying around in a sunny spot?"

"I am wearing sunglasses and using sunscreen with 50% UV protection. What could possibly go wrong?"

The US election is over.

Sun Screen Denial - I Don't burn...

"You're right. The sunscreen does taste like ranch dressing."

"Holy moly!"

'Hey, Birdbrain, does the word ozone mean anything to you?'

"George, I think factor 50 would probably be enough."

'The sun lounge book of melanomas.'

"Can you put some sunscreen on my ankles."

'Please don't cover me with hot sand, Dear. It makes my skin so oily.'

Pass the SPF 20,000

"If you want to burn as a witch, be my guest, but I'm wearing sunscreen."

How melanoma researchers take family summer vacations.

"Sorry sir - our sun screen only goes up to Factor - 100..."

"We come all this way to relax in the sun, then lug all this stuff to protect it from us."

Hot weather brings misery to millions.

Elephant-size sunscreen bottle

Couple sunbathing with paint gloss.

Sunburn.

Emergency sunscreen.

Sunbloc 1000