Sunscreen Enthusiast Gifts

Skin cancer is not really my biggest concern.

Sunburn.

"Can you put some sunscreen on my ankles."

'Well Shirley, you've got to be brave now... I fear that sun tan won't protect your cake from getting burned in the oven.'

Man sunbathing on the beach.

Beach flirting

Elephant-size sunscreen bottle

"Me, I don't nip swimmers anymore: I can't stand the sunscreen aftertaste..."

"What's the best sunscreen for someone who burns easily?"

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

"Did you check the SPF, dear?"

'Well, Mr. 'I don't need any sunblock', what have you got to say for yourself now?'

"Don't forget to put some sunscreen on your tongue."

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

S.P.F. 1,000

'Apply that ointment as directed and call me if the growth does not reduce or it starts to talk.'

"Well, what number sunscreen are you using?"

"What're you talking about? I love the beach."

Academics at the Beach: Professor Stints wears his patented total sun-blocking suit.

"What SPF sunscreen do you suggest for lying around in a sunny spot?"

"It's a belly button thermometer. When it pops up, I'm done!"

'As pizza maker, maybe a skin care products site isn't the best idea for an affiliate site.'

'Doctor, how can I prevent wrinkles? Don't sleep in your clothes.'

The US election is over.

Sun Screen Denial - I Don't burn...

'Hey, Birdbrain, does the word ozone mean anything to you?'

"Holy moly!"

"You're right. The sunscreen does taste like ranch dressing."

"George, I think factor 50 would probably be enough."

"You were smart to come see, Mr. Lewis. These moles on your back definitely look suspicious."

Pass the SPF 20,000

'Please don't cover me with hot sand, Dear. It makes my skin so oily.'

'I follow my doctor's orders religiously. He said for me to spend two hours a day on the tennis court.'

"Sorry sir - our sun screen only goes up to Factor - 100..."

How melanoma researchers take family summer vacations.