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SPF-30 Sunscreen Lotion

"Sorry sir - our sun screen only goes up to Factor - 100..."

"Did you check the SPF, dear?"

'Well, Mr. 'I don't need any sunblock', what have you got to say for yourself now?'

"Don't forget to put some sunscreen on your tongue."

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

Beach flirting

S.P.F. 1,000

"What're you talking about? I love the beach."

"Well, what number sunscreen are you using?"

Little girl drawing big sun puts on sunscreen.

'Okay - who removed Jessica's sunhat..?'

"What SPF sunscreen do you suggest for lying around in a sunny spot?"

A gap between the solar panels

Man sunbathing on the beach.

Sun Screen Denial - I Don't burn...

The US election is over.

Sunblock

"George, I think factor 50 would probably be enough."

"You're right. The sunscreen does taste like ranch dressing."

Australian baby with toys hanging from his hat rather than corks

"The shell has a high SPF, but I still need sunscreen for the rest of me."

'Hey, Birdbrain, does the word ozone mean anything to you?'

"If you want to burn as a witch, be my guest, but I'm wearing sunscreen."

"Can you put some sunscreen on my ankles."

'Please don't cover me with hot sand, Dear. It makes my skin so oily.'

Pass the SPF 20,000

'I follow my doctor's orders religiously. He said for me to spend two hours a day on the tennis court.'

How melanoma researchers take family summer vacations.

Hot weather brings misery to millions.

"It screams, 'I'm bold, proud, and require ample sun protection.'"

Elephant-size sunscreen bottle

"We come all this way to relax in the sun, then lug all this stuff to protect it from us."

Sunburn.

Emergency sunscreen.